Word Pirates

Republican

With a capital R, denoting something rather far from little-r republicanism--more like "the best republic money can buy". See also "Democrat".

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diet

In modern adjectival form, "diet" attempts to convey a sense of healthiness, self-restraint or corrective action, particularly when applied to commercial food products. In fact products so labeled are likely either to have no actual health benefit or to promote different yet equally (or more) unhealthy eating habits.

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Democrat

With a capital D, denoting something rather far from little-d democracy--more like "the best democracy money can buy". See also "Republican".

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incest

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bon voyage

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Inspired by

This phrase originally means 'influenced by' or 'small idea gave a person the urge to ellaborate into a greater creation' But today, it's been misused as a politically correct word to mean 'copied off' or 'ripped off'

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thingy

We don't need nouns anymore. Everything is a "thingy".

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five by five

Originally, this was a designation for radio chat. The first number was for strength of the signal, from 1 to 5, and the second was the clarity of the signal, from 1 to 5. So if someone said, "I read you five by five," it's the same as saying, "I read you loud and clear." Now it's used as "all is well" on shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the like. At least let it mean loud and clear like it did originally.

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how fun

Used (mostly by women) to mean that they have no idea what you're talking about, have no idea why one would do such a thing, they think you have 3 or 4 heads, they themselves would rather be anally violated by Willard Scott in the original Ronald McDonald suit than do what you just said you were going to do, I wondery why anyone is friends with you?, what kind of a person does that?, etc. Note: Usually preceded by, mmmmmmmmmmm.

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at that point in time

When someone, particularly law enforcement in front of cameras or microphones, is telling a story, there is always gratuitous overuse of this phrase. Storytelling is giving an account of activities that occurred, IN ORDER, relative to time - it's implied! Peeople always use this to precede the POINT of their story, rather than working on being better storytellers.

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Penultimate

We'll never get "ultimate" back in the bag (it should mean "last"), but perhaps hope remains for penultimate. Penultimate means "next to last", but I frequently see it used to mean "more than ultimate" (which is not only incorrect but impossible). So here's the progression, which is necessary to comprehend classical Greek: ultimate=last; penultimate= next to last; antepenultimate = just before next to last.

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Believe in

When you "believe in" something, you have faith in its existence. Pirates are now using "believe in" to mean "support" or even "promote", as in, "I believe in speaking my mind." or "I don't believe in peeing on streetcorners." Well, sad to say, it happens. Or (to begin with a conjunction) take the case of this comment found elsewhere on this board. "You either believe in freedom for Iraq or not." What does "believe in" mean there?

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Light Year

The DISTANCE light travels in a year, fer cryin' out loud. NOT time, distance. Get it? Got it? Good!

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Disabled Persons

They really mean 'Disabled People' but that's too personal so the impersonal 'Persons' was adopted. In my view this is offensive - people are people so disabled people should be called disabled people.

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Miracle

The other day, honestly, the weatherman said that it had snowed in the mountains and was dry in the valleys. This was a "miracle". Honestly, can we reserve "miracle" to refer to an event that has no conceivable natural explanation?

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Opportunity

This is sales-speak for anything whatsoever that one can do, such as taking out the trash, calling a client, doing the filing, or launching a new project. How can opportunity knock but once when everything is an opportunity?

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Associate

Many employers have stolen this word as a euphemism, for employee, in an attempt to convince their employees of the misconception that they have inflated status within the business.

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computer

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library patron

people who use a library. patrons pay for something; public libraries don't require users to pay.

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Stupid

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Thats Cool

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fruit

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tamale

A tamal is made corn dough and can contain any sort of filling, from shredded beef and peppers, to strawberry juice and pineapple chunks. The more widely popular Mexican version is wrapped in a corn husk and steamed; the Salvadorean version is wrapped in a bannana leaf and often contains garbanzo beans. I'm not sure if this counts, as obviosly, it's a Spanish word, not English. There is no such thing as a tamale (pronounced tah-mallee). The singular is tamal, the plural is tamales.

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War on Terror

You cannot have a war on a state of mind. You can have a war on terrorism.

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just great

it really means that something is acceptable to the point where it surpasses expectations in a positive way. Now it has been bastardized to mean that something is not even close to being satifactory. in fact, afficianados of this term use it to exclaim that something is horribly wrong and offensive to the point of requiring apology! grrr!

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paranoid

Real meaning: suffering from delusion of persecution and an exaggerated sense of one's own importance. Pirated to mean "very/rather anxious about something" because it sounds impressive and significant.

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orgasm

Orgasm is BEING USED as an intransitive VERB tooo MUCH. It sounds ridiculous.. "After about five fruitless hours, she finally gave up, reached for the rabbit and ORGASMED". It sounds RIDICULOUS. ORGASM should be a NOUN and ONLY a NOUN. You want to say ORGASMED-- moved to France.. otherwise, USE "CAME".

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for free

Something which costs nothing is simply free. The word "for" is redundant. If you want to use the word "for" in this context, the expression is "for nothing".

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Politically Correct

In for instance Parliment, they stopped using certain words that implied steriotypes. This has overflowed into everyday life and you cant say what u want with out worrying if you have offended someone! It makes me sick! Something is only offensive if you mean it to be! If some one takes offence thats there problem!

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went missing

A poor grammatical combination of words that is commonly used in law enforcement and legal reporting. Why not just say, "Since they disappeared" rather than, �They went missing�?

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idiot

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Galveston

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colorized

The word is COLOURED

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burglarized

The word is BURGLED

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obligated

The word is OBLIGED

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bomb

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quiz

cool, interesting, fun

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Arabic Golf

meaning less term. No means!

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what's the skinny

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misunderestimated

Thank you, Mr. President.

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schizophenia

Schizophrenia is NOT multiple personality disorder. While it has many symptoms, the most common are hearing and seeing things that aren't real - NOT having different personas inhabiting a single body.

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a whole nother

Is there such a thing as a "nother?" Can you have a half nother? It is rather irksome that people will use this instead of "another whole ______", or "a whole other ______" whatever that blank shall be. Mis-use example: "That's a whole nother topic I don't want to get started on!" (complete with preposition ending the sentence...) Sheesh

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carrot or stick

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yes, sir

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Welcome to our classroom

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stealing

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No one can catch fish with there bare hands.

It means you can not go out to the sea and catch a fish with you hands.

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i notice alot of people post useless words or phrases like I am right now, whats up with that?

They also post no comment UNlike im doing right now

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Jigsaw

A jigsaw is a type of saw. Jigsaw is not a synonym of "Jigsaw Puzzle"

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Mirror

It has two syllables "mir-ror" NOT "meer"

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Creation Theory

Creationists either use the term pejoratively ("evolution is only a theory"), or they misapply the term to creationism. In scientific usage, a theory is the highest form of scientific understanding. A theory is an explanatory hypothesis which has passed test after test, and is still the best available explanation of the facts in question. In the case of creationism, however, those components of the apology which can be tested (e.g., the idea that the earth is only six thousand years old and was covered by a shell of water in the year 2,348 B.C.E.) have been tested and found to be demonstrably false - showing that creationism is not a viable theory, because viable theories have to pass tests. On the other hand, those components of creationism which involve certain types of magical events (e.g., the divine creation of a young universe with all of its components bearing the false imprint of great age) make the claims of creationism untestable - making creationism not a theory at all, because theories must be testable! Source: http://www.atheists.org/evolution/creationscience.html

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beverage

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Amnesia

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jew

those filthy jews dont deserve the name jew, they aint nothin but white niggas - lynch em all

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target

A target is a focus of attention, and the word is a noun. Misused as a verb. Does someone firing a gun at a shooting range, or someone firing arrows from a bow, target the target?

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dark mines

Is a mine a light factory,or strings of small lights two miles down...

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tye

the word means the

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roland

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clothes

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dangling a carrot

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SHWACK

SHWACK means to masturbate. I know this becuase Shwack is and has been my nickname for years. SHWACK MEANS TO JACK OFF.

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impact

A physical blow. Yet another word which is grossly misunderstood and usually misused instead of "effect". People do it to follow the herd and think it's smart. It isn't smart. It's stupid and ignorant. In science there is the phenomena of "cause and effect". "Cause and impact?" I don't think so. We can, however, have the effect of an impact.

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Food

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surveillance

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stickerbush

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gayable

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chiclits

buble gum or chic clit's

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gauges

a device use for measurement. gay,jiss

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cross and bones

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emails

If the postman delivers a couple of letters and a package to you, you have received three items of mail, not three mails. There is no reason to pluralise the word "mail" because it is electronic (that's what the "e" in email means). It's email (singular), whether there is only one item or several.

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Fuck my asshole with a plunger

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to the "t"

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all your base are belong to us

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Rearend

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Pitcher

Of what? People a pitcher is different from a picture a picture comes from a camera, a pitcher is either a sports pitcher or a pitcher of something, like water or something so please quit saying pitcher to mean picture its quite annoying.

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oversize/d

It means too big. Often incorrectly used instead of "large".

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Cheers

A toast. Like "your good health".

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Absolutely

Usually means "yes".

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Issue

There used to be problems. Now there are issues. Thee used to be items which need attention. Now there are issues.

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anymore

It's two words, not one.

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Flap-Jacks

What the hell are flap-jacks, i mean i've heard of pancakes but i want to know are flap-jacks related to jumping-jacks?

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Compremise

Ok this word means something like when two or more people want different things but they all agree on something, right? I mean correct me if i'm wrong but i want to get this straight. Have you watched the news lately they have been using compremise but they have been using the word as "cope" i mean if someone has to cope with something than why don't you just use the word cope, duh. (Example: "Well i guess florida just has to compremise with the damage from the hurricanes"

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Redundant

Well if your using this word i hope your not meaning it as "retarted" cause if you are, dude don't use the word anymore and give it back to us.

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Melk

Well sorry people the word is MILK

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Scumbag

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Justin is an idiot who can't tell his ass from his elbow and drinks only water.

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What's a robot

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alternate

Every other one, or changing between two states. Frequently, and incorrectly, used instead of alternative, i.e. something different.

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cheers

Do you mean thank you? In rsponse to cheers I respond "your good health". Cheers is (an apology for) a toast.

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ice water and skim milk etc

Similar to box set. What is meant is ICED water and SKIMMED milk.

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box set

A box set is a set of boxes. What is inevitably meant when this is used is a BOXED set.

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paedophile

A person who loves children. Pirated, like so many others, simply because people THINK they understand a word, but don't. The media is the biggest culprit. A pederast is a person who abuses children.

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forsizzal my nizzal

why is it realy taken over because SNOOP DOGG'S old television show and people have taken it over and why there cant be a new word like "FAMIAN MY DAMIAN".

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low-cost

refers to subsistence level housing, coined by Harold Ickes, Esq. Roosevelt Administration advisor. Protologism 1934, neologism 1954 on publication of "The Secret Diaries of Harold Ickes - The First One Thousand Days." Low is a reference to economic class status (as in lowborn) and 'cost' is the price of acquisition. It has been correctly applied to a fewe other necessities of life, like housing, but even electricity and telephone have migrated to the specialty descriptor 'lifeline.' Consumer goods that are inexpensive are not 'low-cost.' Since when did something that is government sponsored or acquired ever cost very little; usually just the opposite. The Wall Street Journal has recently and repeatedly used the phrase in headlines incorrectly to apply to the 'low-cost' acquisition of deep well oil reserves by a private holding company that sells off the shallow wells at a gain and keeps the deep ones in the hopes that the high price of oil will justify the future cost of deep extraction.

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what does

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Ishboo

A black person

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Sexual Assault (see Raped)

When and why did the News media stop saying, "Raped" and start using ,"Sexually Assaulted."

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re-misunderstood

coined by George W. Bush jr. The issue is I apparently have been "re-misunderstood" again

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Postcard competitions

A contest that requires entry written on a postcard and sent through the post.

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Winning Slogans

A list of sentences that have won recent competitions.

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Competitions

An event in which people compete, as in a contest of skill.

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"impact"

"Impact" is a noun, not a verb. You can't "impact" societies, children, or (shudder) the "disenfranchised." The usage of this word as a verb makes me want to "impact" the perpetrator on the head with a hammer.

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Head over heels

Isn't your head ALWAYS over your heels? I mean, really, let's get this straight here. What is the big deal about being "head over heels" when that is the condition we're always in? Unless, of course, the people who find themselves in the "head over heels" predicament were accustomed to walking around on their fucking hands prior to being "head over heels".

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deplane

Why the hell do we "deplane" when we exit an airplane? Or "stow" our luggage in the overhead bins? Can't we just store our luggage in the overhead bins and exit the plane when we reach our destination?

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Nookyooler

Sorry, Mr. Bush. The word is "nuclear".

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jihad

OK, jihad nowadays means a holy Muslim war against infidels. This is what's in the dictionary, this meaning is what's implied in the media. Although jihad *CAN* mean this, jihad means a struggle, usually INTERNAL i.e. struggling with ourselves. This is the true meaning of jihad.

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euphonism

Once upon a time, this word meant a pleasant sounding combination of words or sounds like "cellar door" or the "shk-crack-fizz" of an ice cold beer on a hot summer day. Somehow, over time, people have misconstrued it to mean profanity. Profanity doesn't exactly sound pleasant, now, does it?

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Orientate

This one is even in the dictionary, but I just don't see why we can't use the word "orient" instead. When I began my current occupation a few years back, my boss said that I'd get along fine as soon as I was orientated. That is the first I had ever heard of the word, but over the last few years, once I became oriented with my surroundings, I have heard it over and over and over. It drive me nuts, and the fact that the dictionary definition is "to orient" makes me believe that someone altered it somewhere along the way. Probably not a pirate, but close.

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sierra

A sierra is a range of mountains. Therefore, the phrase "Sierra Nevada Mountan Range" is redundant.

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Equal

There are several misuses of the word equal. Equal is an adjective. Equals is a verb. However, what really bugs me is the person who tries to use "equal" comparatively. Two items are either equal or they are not equal. When comparing two sets of items, one set can not be more equal than the other. See also: Unique

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Touch base

I'm not really sure where this comes from, but every time my boss invites me into his office to touch base, I am fully expecting a double play ball.

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tool

I remember when a tool was a device used to assist in building or repairing something. For example, a hammer, socket wrench, a screwdriver, and a drill are all classic examples of REAL tools. Now-a-days anything and everything are considered tools. A calculator is a tool to calculate numbers, a styrofoam cup is a tool for transporting hot coffee, your finger is a tool for extracting nasal debris, and a computer is a tool used for information, entertainment, and communication, I guess it could be considered a versa-tool, kind of like a swiss army knife. I'm just sick and tired of everything being called a tool. The next time one of these annoying word pirates is stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire, I'd love to see them reach into their "tool" box and whip out a the latest version of Windows XP home edition to fix the problem, because according to some lady on the shopping channel, this too is a tool. Good luck lady.

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fuckin dumb

because this had not fucking meaning to it and you all need to get a live fuckin hell dumb cunts

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Yes, lets drink!

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were going to have fun tonight

so we can use it in everyday life

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eating

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wanker

Someone who masturbates continuously (male)

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actually

In act or in fact... This word can be substituted with 'basically'. I often hear people start sentences with this word, especially at work. Do people think they sound smarter when they use this word? Are we going to be shocked, enlightened, or suprised by what follows the word? In most cases, I would think not.

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euphemism

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julienne

the origin of julienne from the knife cut

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outsourcing

Outsourcing used to mean using another company to do work for your own company that your own staff might otherwise have done on its own, but chose not to for one reason or another. Now, the media has used it so often where it should have used "offshoring" (outsourcing to a foreign entity) that the original meaning has been completely lost.

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PIN Number

Personal Identification Number Number??

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Santorum is a clinical term for a by-product of anal sex. It has been hijacked, however, by some asshole Senator.

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The Word "Gay"

In the 60's it still meant Happy themn in 70's through 90'2 it meant homosexual and now it means stupid to the youth of the 21st century. It's time to take this one back to the 50's where it belongs!

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harney smokes pot

Some kids were moking a pot head in school

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because it is my name

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How did pirates

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hey julianne! i am being piratey

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how organised were the pirates

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Cool

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Please join us as we celebrate David's 7th birthdaty

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yo momma

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who are the pirates?

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who are the pirates?9

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who are the pirates

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Yo what's up dog

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profile

side shot of a face. who still knows that meaning?

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money

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Invite into politics

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"One small step..."

According to the Associated Press and NASA officials, the true words uttered out of Neil Armstrong's mouth were, "One small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind." The other saying, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," is 1)redundant and 2)false. The com device jumped during that famous speech

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Shiver me timbers

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youre an idiot

seriously.

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My name is

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Cutthroat Canker

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davy jones locker

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sposed

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Sleep with somebody

What part of "sleep with" do you not understand? Sleep : close your eyes With : ...... We use "sleep with" to mean "have sex" today.

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jimmy

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chance

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restorative

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bush

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Can hardly/barely...

So, "can" you? Hardly or barely see/hear/read/feel... Why say you CAN see something when you can't see it?

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Blow job

Niether blows nor is it a job, in anyway. Doesn't pay. So people like to joke about "How can one suck and blow at the same time", in short, "blow" is meaningless, which it actually means "suck"

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please close the door

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back to basics

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software

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kings quay

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pan-fried

As opposed to what? Fried in an umbrella?

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Landlubber

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take back

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the penilty for bringing a word aboard on ship is death

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windows washer

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pussy

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hack

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understood

What I am trying to say is she helped me understand my lesson

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captin jack sparrow

The best pirate in the world.He also is very good at sword fighting.

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faith

I don't know I need this for a paper.

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truth

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slatchets

it's a pocket

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right wing

Ultracommunist Russians are being called "right wing" though there's nothing "right" about them. They're actually as far to the left as they can get. The implicit idea here is that "right wing" includes everything bad, "left wing" includes everything and everyone that is good.

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i love you

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brave

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A Legalized Pirate

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giver

send them overboard.

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hello stupid men

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yes

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own goal

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"rhyme"

Rhyme really means rum

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Scum Bay

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why do pirates adopt this way of life

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intents and purposes

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security

From latin "securitas, -atis", and this from "securis, -is" (an axe , hatchet; esp. the headsman's axe; hence, supreme power, Roman supremacy); meaning: freedom from care; peace of mind , composure; carelessness, false confidence. Transf. later: freedom from danger. The latter, being the modern meaning of the word, is a fallacy, as no freedom from danger can ever be expected in absolute terms. The concept is being used maliciously by almost every government in the world (mainly western governments) to justify almost every otherwise unjustifiable action they carry out. This includes: surveillance, personal data mining and management, police brutality, warfare, and so on... Security has become a god to whom citizens are willful to sacrifice all of their liberties and criticism. They should remember that death lurks anywhere and anytime, which is known by humanity since long ago, so they should at least be always suspicious whenever anything is done "for their security".

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word up

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i love my friends

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Howdy

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Captain Jack Sparrow

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hello there little girl

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go swab the deck or something

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"single"

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wrong

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Tort Reform

Is tort reform really a way for corporations to rein in runaway juries? There are bills going through Congress right now and consumers would do well to pay attention.

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take in her hand

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killing spree

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revolutionary

In the old days, revolutionary was a noun or adjective describing someone or something that was changing fundamental beliefs on a large scale, i.e. Fidel Castro. Now it's applied to new toothbrushes and other "revolutionary" new products.

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